my best friend.
it was at around 12 at nite and the moon was full and i heard some howling but there weren't any wolves. so let's not talk about that okay.
anyways, i wanted to brush my teeth cos you always have to brush your teeth before you head off to bed so it won't rot while the bedbugs decide to give you rashes all over. but i don't have bedbugs cos my room is super duper clean as defined in a skank's dictionary. but let's not talk about that either.
the interesting part was when i stepped into the toilet after i've passed through the living room and turned on the lights and headed to the kitchen and fight my way through some dust particles roaming around in what we call air. there were some noises coming from the toilet window and shadows too, so i stared at it for a while. upon hitting me with the fact that i wasn't doing anything productive, i got an intelligent stroke of genius and decided to sit down instead so at least i was getting some rest while i was at it.
i began calculating the distance of the nearest tree from my toilet window using the pythagorean theorem mr said taught me in skool. but it took me too long so i looked out the service balcony window to estimate instead. i saw that the branch was far far away from the toilet window and i am also taking too long to finish this story so i think i'll type quicker.
it was really puzzling how come there's some shadows on the window when there wasn't any tree branch near the window and so i freaked out a little and decided to take my toothbrush and brush my teeth in the other toilet. and this whole experience cost me 15 minutes and this story is actually very dull and anti climaxing so, i'll just end by saying i opened the window and a lizard jumped out and did what they do best - disappear off to nowhere in the blink of an eye.
anyways, i wanted to brush my teeth cos you always have to brush your teeth before you head off to bed so it won't rot while the bedbugs decide to give you rashes all over. but i don't have bedbugs cos my room is super duper clean as defined in a skank's dictionary. but let's not talk about that either.
the interesting part was when i stepped into the toilet after i've passed through the living room and turned on the lights and headed to the kitchen and fight my way through some dust particles roaming around in what we call air. there were some noises coming from the toilet window and shadows too, so i stared at it for a while. upon hitting me with the fact that i wasn't doing anything productive, i got an intelligent stroke of genius and decided to sit down instead so at least i was getting some rest while i was at it.
i began calculating the distance of the nearest tree from my toilet window using the pythagorean theorem mr said taught me in skool. but it took me too long so i looked out the service balcony window to estimate instead. i saw that the branch was far far away from the toilet window and i am also taking too long to finish this story so i think i'll type quicker.
it was really puzzling how come there's some shadows on the window when there wasn't any tree branch near the window and so i freaked out a little and decided to take my toothbrush and brush my teeth in the other toilet. and this whole experience cost me 15 minutes and this story is actually very dull and anti climaxing so, i'll just end by saying i opened the window and a lizard jumped out and did what they do best - disappear off to nowhere in the blink of an eye.
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ok. so that was about.. some gecko?
you so cool.
yeah i hate it when i go walking arnd the house at night and i suddenly see shadows and reflections on the wall and mirror and scare myself silly...
especially when the shadows and reflection is mine to begin with..
sheesh.
duh. everyone knows that. ahaha.
i don't like looking into the mirrors at night.
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